Found on a bathroom stall wall

Time to seperate Qubec
-you can't even spell Quebec you dud

Why did "God" give me colitis?
-Bcuz you dot your i's with little circles
-Maybe if you stopped having anal sex you wouldn't have
--I knew all the anal sex was gonna come back to haunt me
-God didn't years of self abuse you gave it to yourself but you can't blame yourself can you
--Why do you think it was years of self abuse that gave that guy colitis?
-Maybe if you had Jesus in your heart these kinds of things wouldn't happen
--I don't know who wrote this but that's not the point of Christianity. Chirst never said anything about making life on earth perfect or without pain. He did promise hope, relationship with God and a perfect afterlife as well as many other things
---And also lots of large breasted women in the afterlife. No wait, that was somebody else. That's a good promise though, maybe I'll believe in that guy
---I don't know who wrote this but Christ also didn't promise jokes, but some Christians get them anyways